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Renegade car audio company content writer reveals one weird trick to keep away car thieves forever!
Hi there, my name is Cody. And I’m here to tell you about 1 weird trick to keep would-be car thieves away forever. That’s right, forever.
Now I have to warn you…
I don’t know how long this will be available online, at least for free. This may turn into a pay-pay-view blog article since we’re giving away extremely valuable information for free.
That’s right, this information is available for a limited time, completely free.
Make sure you read through this article carefully and all the way to the end in order to find out the one weird trick to keep away car thieves for good.
You’ll be shocked.
We don’t want you, or someone you know and love, to have your cars broken into. It’s a terrible thing to happen: Your stuff is stolen but more importantly, your sense of personal security is gone.
The emotional damage may last for years.
But now, we’ll reveal to you this crazy new secret that car thieves hate! And we’ll also reveal to you the 3 things that you absolutely MUST avoid!
And we won’t stop there, we’ll also reveal the top 10 most targeted cars by thieves! If you drive one of these 10 vehicles, you NEED to read this carefully!
As most of us know, car alarms can help prevent a theft if someone breaks into your car..
But do you know how to prevent car thieves from even thinking about breaking into your car?
Like we said, this information is so valuable, we don’t know how long it’ll be available for free online. This article may get shut down by the The Honorary Institute Encouraging Vehicular Entry Sneakily (T.H.I.E.V.E.S.) at any time!
Keep reading to find out the one weird secret that’ll warn car thieves away for good!
If you drive one of the top 10 most targeted cars, you need to do this!
Now first off, you need a car alarm. Click here to find out why you should never trust your factory alarm!
Car alarms are a must for ALL vehicles nowadays because you will be shocked to find out… That it isn’t fancy sports cars that thieves target the most!
The Top 10 most commonly targeted vehicles, according to the National Insurance Crime Bureau are…
1. Honda Accord
2. Honda Civic
3. Ford Pickup (full size)
4. Chevrolet Pickup (full size)
5. Toyota Camry
6. Dodge Caravan
7. Dodge Pickup (full size)
8. Acura Integra
9. Nissan Altima
10. Nissan Maxima
If you drive one of these vehicles, you need to do this!
Many car alarms come with a small, blue or red, LED light but most people don’t know what this is for!
It isn’t a packaging mistake. That light is designed to be installed in your dash, or on your door panel to let thieves know you have an alarm installed in your vehicle. Thieves won’t even think about breaking in!
If your alarm doesn’t come with one, don’t worry. We sell extras.
And you absolutely must avoid these 3 things!
1. Don’t trust your factory alarm! Just because you have a factory alarm doesn’t mean it’ll protect your vehicle!
2. Don’t lock your door but leave your window rolled down!
3. And don’t, under any circumstances, ever buy just the warning light and think that’ll work! There’s always the chance that the thief is incredibly daring, or blind and will still try to break in!
Get an alarm now!
Yes, this is a work of satire, we’re people too and have a sense of humor.
But, seriously guys, hook those lights up when you install your alarm. Statistically, thieves are less likely to break into a car or house that advertises that they have a security system installed. That’s why home security companies stick those stickers on the windows. But there always is the chance that a thief will try anyways so make sure you’ve got a quality alarm system. Oh yeah, and T.H.I.E.V.E.S. isn’t a real organization, but the National Insurance Crime Bureau definitely is.